ad0lf-hipst4r asked: Hello Wilfred! Your adorable :D Is being a kitten fun? Being a human is such a let down sometimes :(
Being a kitten is a demanding experience but one that is ultimately deeply rewarding, especially for a kitten with a highly developed sense of honour.
One must protect the human from the Flies and other Small Moving Objects that return daily to the fiefdom.
After darkness falls, one must regularly ensure that the human does not succumb to Neverending Sleep by stepping on their faces or chewing on Wandering Limbs, since these must be kept in a moving state to ensure ongoing health.
One must try all Foods to ensure that they are suitable for the human.
At least a few times a day, one must Loudly Sing to bring cheer into the human’s heart.
All in all, one must live up to the noble expectations of one’s lineage.
Perhaps you as a human feel disappointed because there is no kitten to watch out for you, meow?
