biliuscatley asked: Mroaw?
Sir Bilius, I lick your orange ear in friendship.
Anonymous asked you:Hello, sir Wilfred, may I ask you a favor? The birthday of a friend of mine is close, and she wishes to have a cat, but her allergies don’t allow her to do it. I was wondering if you could perhaps take a picture of your beautiful face for me to show her as a gift? Thank you.
Dear Anonymous, I apologize for not responding to your query sooner.
Your friend’s day of celebration has surely passed, but I may yet grace her screen with the gift of my visage.
thenightiswonderful asked: dear sir wilfred, if i may ask..what breed are you?
I am of the breed of Most Honourable and Attractive Silver-Grey Tabby Knights-at-Paws.
k-n3ko asked: Oi, kitteh! Did u know dat in my country there's a month for y'all? August is called 'the Month of Cats' in Chile!
Meow! How delightful! I shall be demanded to be treated with the special respect that befits me. The small moving objects shall cower in fear.
brighteyedblaine replied to your post: Sir Wilfred, My family is thinking of getting a new kitten. We all love the name Wilfred :) Would you be offended or flattered to have a namesake? ((P.S. tell your human “thanks for the follow!”))
People are naming their cats after you. YOU ARE FAMOUS.
*licks paw bashfully*
theworldjustgotlighter asked: Sir Wilfred, My family is thinking of getting a new kitten. We all love the name Wilfred :) Would you be offended or flattered to have a namesake? ((P.S. tell your human "thanks for the follow!"))
Meow, this news is most pleasing to me indeed. What better way to hope to bestow the finest knightly qualities of the realm upon a newly weaned feline than to name him after a brave huntskitten such as myself?
Fairest lady, please do not forget to send us a picture of Wilfred the Second when you bring him to your fiefdom.
justmcvg asked: Sir Wilfred, I'm trying to convice my Dad to get a cat instead of a dog. I'm trying everything I can, but he won't seem to budge! Any tips or ideas on how I can make him change teams? :D
When I first arrived at my fiefdom, my human often grumbled of a matriarchal human figure who would not approve of my companionship. Apparently this matriarchal figure was to soon visit my domain, and my human did not know how best to inform her of my existence.
The night before the visitor was due, my human finally decided that the most cunning strategy was to give her no warning of my presence at all, and instead rely upon the irresistible power of my Knightly Charm and Attractiveness.
As soon as the door opened to our visitor, I looked most Small, Innocent, and Pure of Heart, and the dreaded figure, though surprised, was instantly heard to coo and exclaim at my Very Cute Face and Most Fluffy Grey Fur.
My advice to you, enquiring human, is therefore to cunningly bring your honourable father into the Most Charming Presence of young and homeless knights-at-paws such as I once was. His normal reaction should then be to Adopt and Feed as many Sadly Meowing Huntskittens as his arms will carry.
My human would like to add, however, that huntskittens are clean and intelligent creatures who demand little maintenance whilst remaining Unexpectedly and Endlessly Entertaining. We are also excellent at neutralizing members of the Insect family for more rapid extermination, and the frequent rumble of our Purr is said to enhance Human Happiness and aid Comfortable Digestion.
kurtsie-anderson-hummel-deactiv asked: Hi Sir Wilfred! Are you related to royalty in anyway?
Meow, I have no doubt that my relationship to royalty is very close indeed.
Unfortunately, due to the mystery of my true parentage, I am relegated to a distant fiefdom in the company of my human. I have no doubt that my true heritage shall come to light one fine day.
ad0lf-hipst4r asked: Hello Wilfred! Your adorable :D Is being a kitten fun? Being a human is such a let down sometimes :(
Being a kitten is a demanding experience but one that is ultimately deeply rewarding, especially for a kitten with a highly developed sense of honour.
One must protect the human from the Flies and other Small Moving Objects that return daily to the fiefdom.
After darkness falls, one must regularly ensure that the human does not succumb to Neverending Sleep by stepping on their faces or chewing on Wandering Limbs, since these must be kept in a moving state to ensure ongoing health.
One must try all Foods to ensure that they are suitable for the human.
At least a few times a day, one must Loudly Sing to bring cheer into the human’s heart.
All in all, one must live up to the noble expectations of one’s lineage.
Perhaps you as a human feel disappointed because there is no kitten to watch out for you, meow?
rupertzcat asked: Hi Wilfred, I love your blog! :)
A fellow feline! Handsome Sir Rupert, I lick your chin.
